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QuotesA woman went into a hospital one day to give birth. Afterwards, the doctor
came to her and said, "I have some... odd news for you."
"Is my baby all right?" the woman anxiously asked.
"Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but we don't know how. Your son
(we assume) was born with no body. He only has a head."
Well, the doctor was correct. The Head was alive and well, though no
one knew how. The Head turned out to be fairly normal, ignoring his lack of
a body, and lived for some time as typical a life as could be expected under
the circumstances.
One day, about twenty years after the fateful birth, the woman got a
phone call from another doctor. The doctor said, "I have recently perfected
an operation. Your son can live a normal life now: we can graft a body onto
his head!"
The woman, practically weeping with joy, thanked the doctor and hung
up. She ran up the stairs saying, "Johnny, Johnny, I have a *wonderful*
surprise for you!"
"Oh no," cried The Head, "not another HAT!"

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Survival Chinese

Chinese is a difficult language. Find useful phrases in Chinese here

Beautiful Zhen(1) mei (3) 真美
Excuse me (to apologize for something) Dui(4) Bu Qi (3) 对不起
Excuse me (to get attention) Lao (2) jia (4) 劳驾!
Forget it. Never mind. Suan (4) le 算了
Good Hao (3)
Good-by (see you later) Zai (4) jian (4) 再见
Good morning Zao(3)shang (4) hao (3) 早上好
Good night Wan (3) an (1) 晚安
Hello Ni (2) hao (3) 你好
I’m very sorry. Wo (2) hen (3) bao(4)qian(4) 我很抱歉
Is it convenient? Fang(1)bian(4) ma? 方便吗?
It doesn’t matter. Mei(2) you (3) guan(1)xi. 没有关系
Just a second. Deng(3) yi(1)xia(4) 等一下
May I trouble you? Ma(2)fan ni(3) 嘛烦你?
Maybe Ke(3) neng(2) 可能
No Hurry. Bu(4) ji(2) 不急
No problem. Mei(2) wen(2)ti(4) 没问题
Not so Bu(2) shi(4) 不是
O.K. Ke(2)yi(3) 可以
Please Qing (3)
Right (correct) Dui (4)
See you tomorrow. Ming(2)tian(1) jian(4) 明天见
Thank you. Xie(4) xie 谢谢
That’s all right. Xing(2)
Wonderful Hao(3) ji(2) le 好极了
Wrong Bu(2) dui(4) 不对
Yes. Shi(4) de 是的
You’re Welcome Bu(2) ke(4)qi 不客气

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